And we think we all live in the same world?? One chicken crosses the road... but different worlds open up!
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
KINDERGARTEN TEACHER: To get to the other side.
PLATO: For the greater good.
ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.
KARL MARX: It was a historical inevitability.
SADDAM HUSSEIN: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
MOSES: And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.
RICHARD M. NIXON: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road.
MACHIAVELLI: The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.
FREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
BILL GATES: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook.
DARWIN: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads.
EINSTEIN: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.
ANDERSEN CONSULTING: Deregulation of the chicken's side of the road was threatening its dominant market position. The chicken was faced with significant challenges to create and develop the competencies required for the newly competitive market. Andersen Consulting, in a partnering relationship with the client, helped the chicken by rethinking its physical distribution strategy and implementation processes. Using the Poultry Integration Model (PIM), Andersen helped the chicken use its skills, methodologies, knowledge, capital and experiences to align the chicken's people, processes and technology in support of its overall strategy within a Program Management framework. Andersen Consulting convened a diverse cross-spectrum of road analysts and best chickens along with Anderson consultants with deep skills in the transportation industry to engage in a two-day itinerary of meetings in order to leverage their personal knowledge capital, both tacit and explicit, and to enable them to synergize with each other in order to achieve the implicit goals of delivering and successfully architecting and implementing an enterprise-wide value framework across the continuum of poultry cross-median processes. The meeting was held in a park-like setting, enabling and creating an impactful environment which was strategically based, industry-focused, and built upon a consistent, clear, and unified market message and aligned with the chicken's mission, vision, and core values. This was conducive towards the creation of a total business integration solution. Andersen Consulting helped the chicken change to become more successful.
GEORGE FERNANDES:"I am deeply hurt that this question is being asked after my 40 clean years of public life. I don't own a house, or a car, leave alone a chicken !!!"
MULAYAM:"I demand a 50% reservation of the road for the chicken class, so that they can cross the road freely without their motives being questioned"
ABDUL KALAM:"Yes, why did the chickens cross the road? ... please tell me why? .. they crossed to go to the other side of the road... now repeat after me ...."
ADVANI:"I see the hands of Pakistan in this ..."
BAL THACKERAY:"Chickens crossing the roads is against our culture, my followers will stone all such chickens which cross the road".
MAMTA BANERJEE:"Ib I'm made Union Railbay minstaar, I bill chee that chickans will trable by train... no cross road anymoore!".
SONIA GANDHI:"That the chicken crossed the road clearly demonstrates the fact that the people and chicken have lost confidence in the Government. The Government should own moral responsibility and resign!!!"
VENKIAH NAIDU:"We are very sure of the fact that the chicken did not cross the road. It's a conspiracy by the congress to bring the Government down. The poor chicken has been made a scapegoat in this whole issue"
MANEKA GANDHI:"Chicken crossed the road alone...!! If a vehicle had passed over it, we would have lost one of our dearest creatures. Ban all vehicles from using the road. Protect our chickens..."
SALMAN KHAN:"I ran over the chicken (Hic!). It was not intentional ... It was accidental (Hic!)... ... you're now asking this question to me only because I'm a
DIVYAA: so we could all become aware how beliefs create our personal reality ...and that we are not millions living in one world but One experiencing a hundred worlds!
